Viagra gone wrong
Woman: My husband is not interested in sex.
Doc: Give him this pill in his tea daily.
She did that and both enjoyed themselves. The Next day she put to pills in his tea and they enjoyed much more. The 3rd day, she emptied all the bottle of pills into the tea. Two days later the Doc called to know the progress but it was the woman’s son that replied.
Son: Mum is in Coma, Auntie is in the hospital, Maid is suing dad for rape, my anus is paining me and Dad is looking for Bingo everywhere. We need HELP!
Height of disappointment!
A man goes to see his doctor and asks him to prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra. The doctor asks why he needs such a strong dose? The man explains that he has a couple of young nymphomaniacs coming over and he needs the Viagra to keep up with them. The doctor quickly agrees and off he goes. A few days later the man the man returns to the doctor and this time asks the doctor to prescribe him the most powerful pain reliever that he can. The doctor asks, “Why do you need such a strong pain reliever, is your pe*is really sore?” “No,” the man replies. “I need it for my wrists, the two girls never showed up.”
