A man in his dream, saw a lion chasing him. The man ran to a tree, climbed on to it and sat on a branch. He looked down and saw that the lion was still there waiting for him. The man then looked to his side where the branch he was sitting on was attached […]
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Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?Student: Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD?Student: Absolutely, sir.Professor: Is GOD good?Student: Sure.Professor: Is GOD all powerful?Student: Yes.Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t.
While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 year old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers
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A construction supervisor from 16th floor of a building was calling a worker on ground floor. Because of noise, the worker did not hear his call. To draw attention, the supervisor threw a $10 bill in front of worker. He picked up the note, put it in his pocket and continued to work. Again to
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As I walked home one freezing day, I stumbled on a wallet someone had lost in the street. I picked it up and looked inside to find some identification so I could call the owner. But the wallet contained only three dollars and a crumpled letter that looked as if it had been in there
Most Hilarious religious Jokes The newly ordained priest! A young priest, very anxious and having been incapable to say a word in his first sermon, asked the archbishop for an advice so that he would be ready for the next Sunday. The archbishop advised him to put few drops of vodka in a large glass
Most Hilarious old Age Jokes Symptoms of A.D.H.A.D! Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder. Attention Deficit – Hyper Activity Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I
